littleluck: (pic#9755493)

[personal profile] littleluck 2018-10-13 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[MUFFLE MUFFLE MUFFLE]

You promised to play with me again thooooooooughhhhh, lets go on a date, a date!
foolmetwice: (pic#12624125)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2018-10-13 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . . NO!!!!]

[in a deadpan]

I'm an extremely bad date. Absolutely terrible. I'll make you pay and bring up all my ex-flings and everything.
littleluck: (pic#9755492)

[personal profile] littleluck 2018-10-13 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)


[holds up a phone and showcases her 1 million points]

Don't worry about that ♥!
foolmetwice: (pic#12474011)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2018-10-13 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[holy shit]

[¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥]

Huh.

[do points trump dignity? points absolutely trump dignity. he wants points]

Give me 20,000 and you've got yourself a date.
littleluck: (pic#9755478)

[personal profile] littleluck 2018-10-13 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[sends 20k points]

Yaho~!
foolmetwice: (pic#12474014)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2018-10-13 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[hot damn]

[sits up, checks his phone to make sure they're sent, and then nods sagely]

[and jabs a finger at her]

Hand-holding only, and in five minute increments. You have to wait at least twenty minutes between each session.

[there are terms and conditions to this date]