[but once they’re outside again, breathing in fresh air that isn’t contaminated with ash and smoke, he is dropping her unceremoniously onto the concrete]
[WAVES HER OFF and then ker-splits! but later that same day he can be found in the park, leaning against the trunk of one tree, scanning a letter (???) or some other piece of paper (???) in hand]
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penumbreon) wrote2018-10-09 11:51 am
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Probably get the hell out of dodge before there are witnesses.
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Yaaay, time to escape, lets get outta here!
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[by which I mean he is exiting stage left, right out the front door. SOMEOME ELSE WILL PUT OUT THE FIRE. . . probably!]
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[but once they’re outside again, breathing in fresh air that isn’t contaminated with ash and smoke, he is dropping her unceremoniously onto the concrete]
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[ke-thunk]
Owie!
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That was fun. Let's do it again sometime.
[OR. OR NOT]
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Okay, when?
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. . . I'll call you.
[he won't]
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[She'll wave! And let you be free!
But uhhhh . . . you'll find her a lot afterwards wherever you go.]
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[WAVES HER OFF and then ker-splits! but later that same day he can be found in the park, leaning against the trunk of one tree, scanning a letter (???) or some other piece of paper (???) in hand]
[I dare you to sneak up on him]
[I DARE YOU]
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[LEAPS AT]
Dandelion!
1/2
[successfully tackled to the ground]
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[whispers what the fuck]
. . . hiiiiii?
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[shoves a hand in her face and attempts to push her off]
I'm not giving you an award for that one.
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You promised to play with me again thooooooooughhhhh, lets go on a date, a date!
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[in a deadpan]
I'm an extremely bad date. Absolutely terrible. I'll make you pay and bring up all my ex-flings and everything.
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[holds up a phone and showcases her 1 million points]
Don't worry about that ♥!
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[¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥]
Huh.
[do points trump dignity? points absolutely trump dignity. he wants points]
Give me 20,000 and you've got yourself a date.
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Yaho~!
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[sits up, checks his phone to make sure they're sent, and then nods sagely]
[and jabs a finger at her]
Hand-holding only, and in five minute increments. You have to wait at least twenty minutes between each session.
[there are terms and conditions to this date]